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Your honor, while the prosecution recognizes that the defense was doing nothing more dangerous or harmful than simply looking at their computer screen in a brief moment of downtime at their otherwise mentally engaging and deeply fulfilling office job, and that it is simple human biology upon seeing a headline regarding a young Ryan Gosling dancing to C+C Music Factory to want to click on that headline, we nevertheless maintain that due to Ryan Gosling’s current status as an international sex symbol, and considering that the video in question features some of the hottest dance moves on the planet, if it please the court we would argue that any motivation for watching the video is at the very least suspect if not outright dangerous. That is why the prosecution strongly recommends that anyone who watches said video be immediately placed in jail. Let it also be entered into the record that each defendant was fully and properly warned that upon clicking the link to watch the video after the jump that they would be subject to a full and aggressive prosecution under the law, and that therefore they willingly engaged in activity that they knew was subject to the fancy words and something real-sounding that we are hereby losing the thread on this joke and forthwith forever objection sustained amen.